Abundance of weener

i've been trying to organise a bbq for my birthday this Sunday. Weather forecast says showers so i'm hoping for divine intervention. Major bummer to have rain when its summer. i blame global warming. Stoopid countries who produce lots of greenhouse gases and even worse the countries that support the countries who makes lots of greenhouse gases. Yeah, you know who i'm talking about. Only 2 countries didn't sign the damn Kyoto protocol. i'm in one of them. Now climate change seems to be making it rain on my 21st birthday. Also most of my friends are male and most of my cousins are male, so its gonna be like a big MALE BBQ with an abundance of weener. Uber bummer. The bbq is gonna look really gay. Literally.